FARMER BLOODFISH HAS BEEN COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT THE TYPE OF MANURE I`VE BEEN LAYING IN THE LOWER FIELD RECENTLY.
APPARENTLY THE STENCH HAS BEEN PERVADING HIS COTTAGE AND LINGERING IN THE FURNISHINGS AND CURTAINS, AND HIS WIFE WHO IS ALSO HIS SISTER CANNOT RID THE HOUSE OF THIS SMELL.
WELL ,I CALMLY EXPLAINED TO HIM THAT I HAVE BEEN SNEAKING INTO HIS HOUSE WHEN THEY`RE OUT AND SHITTING BEHIND THE RADIATORS AND WHAT WERE THEY GONNA DO ABOUT IT.
THEY WERE FURIOUS BUT SO WHAT , HE`S NEARLY 90 AND PARTIALLY SIGHTED AND SHE`S A CLEFT PALATTE, HAIR LIP THROWBACK.
Tuesday, 18 May 2010
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