It seems that Big Boy Magoo has been seen parading through the village in the early hours dressed as a Nazi stormtrooper but only from the waist up apparently , God knows what he`s wearing on the nether regions ,if its anything like last time it will probably be the lower half of a pantomime horse.
Mrs Patroon of the General store and drug dealers said she was just bagging up some heroin for the village fete and saw him promenading down the main street shouting "bring out yer chutney".
If he`s not careful the village elders will more than likely call an emergency moot and that has`nt happened since the strange affair of Colonel Meriweather and the rancid long johns and we all know how that turned out.
Thursday, 23 September 2010
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