BURNIN' and a LOOTIN' RURAL STYLEE.

The riots down in that there London made little impact here in Lower Sprockett, although Big Boy Magoo hired a minibus from Carters Pantechnicons ostensibly to go to Currys and PC World in Tottenham but they only got as far as The Flatulent Donkey in Upper Middenhurst where they stayed until closing time and then had a mini riot by the statue of Gordon of Khartoum consisting of Lackey Junior covering his face with a scarf and peeing in the fountain.
Quite frankly this happens most weekends anyway and Police presence was kept to a minimum as Pc Bloodfish of Middenhurst Constabulary was otherwise occupied sunk to the nuts in a Shetland Pony called Fat Susan.
Magoo had promised me an IPad 2 from Currys but i had to make do with a postcard of St Mary by the Pissoir, the renowned Gothic church and lavatory in Daverell St Leonard.
Disappointed to say the least, it doesnt even have Wi-Fi.!