BIG BOY MAGOO

I SAW BIG BOY MAGOO YESTERDAY , HE WAS DRUNK AS USUAL OR MAD OR BOTH, ANYWAY, HE CAME UP TO ME AS I WAS PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES TO THE MAKE -UP ON THE MARIONETTE I`D BEEN WORKING ON.
LEND US A TENNER HE SPLUTTERED AT SO CLOSE A RANGE I COULD SEE HIS TONSILS "I WANT TO BUY A FISH".
THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET RID OF HIM WAS TO GIVE HIM THE TENNER , BUT SOD THAT! , I PRETENDED THAT I WAS ON MY WAY TO TIBET AND THAT I HAD TO GO RIGHT AWAY.
NO WAY WAS I GOING TO GIVE THAT MADMAN A TENNER TO BUY A FISH.
FOR A START HE DOES NOT NEED ANOTHER FISH, CHRIST KNOWS HOW MANY FISH HE`S ALREADY GOT ,  SO I ASKED CHRIST WHO SAID IT WAS 43
THATS A LOT OF FISH BWANA.

RULA LENSKA

I saw Rula Lenska in TK Maxx , she had skinny legs encased in black leather and a short feathery black jacket , she had a huge red bouffant hairdo like a hair helmet on her head.
I followed her as she fingered the garments on the rails ,i don`t know what i expected from following her , i thought maybe she would lead me to the Time Warp Tunnel that she had quite obviously discovered.
It seemed that she had come straight from the 1980s through this tunnel and somehow landed in my time , the way she touched the clothes in TK Maxx seemed as if she was confused and surprised by the fashion and prices of my time.
I watched her leave the shop without purchasing anything , she walked off down the road , my eyes followed her but the rest of me did`nt .
I felt a bit sorry for her , she was out of her time and maybe she would never get back.