BIG BOY MAGOO

I SAW BIG BOY MAGOO YESTERDAY , HE WAS DRUNK AS USUAL OR MAD OR BOTH, ANYWAY, HE CAME UP TO ME AS I WAS PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES TO THE MAKE -UP ON THE MARIONETTE I`D BEEN WORKING ON.
LEND US A TENNER HE SPLUTTERED AT SO CLOSE A RANGE I COULD SEE HIS TONSILS "I WANT TO BUY A FISH".
THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET RID OF HIM WAS TO GIVE HIM THE TENNER , BUT SOD THAT! , I PRETENDED THAT I WAS ON MY WAY TO TIBET AND THAT I HAD TO GO RIGHT AWAY.
NO WAY WAS I GOING TO GIVE THAT MADMAN A TENNER TO BUY A FISH.
FOR A START HE DOES NOT NEED ANOTHER FISH, CHRIST KNOWS HOW MANY FISH HE`S ALREADY GOT ,  SO I ASKED CHRIST WHO SAID IT WAS 43
THATS A LOT OF FISH BWANA.