The Minogue Threesome.

Kylie Minogue and her sister Danii, strangely spelt with a double i (must be aboriginal) popped in for their monthly threesome with old Pa Gutteridge from Turners End Farm yesterday, we caught a glimpse of them as they drove through the village.
They are both much bigger than they appear on my 11"Eckovision black and white goggle box but then thats not saying much.
Everybody keeps saying i should get one of those new fangled colour sets but the way i see it, if God wanted us to have colour television sets he can bloody well buy me one.!
Barleymow Cranmer said i should get one for the Royal Wedding, i did`nt even know there was a Royal Wedding , too bloody busy what with Lambing and everything.
Don`t get me wrong i`m no bloody republican or owt but sod em`, ive no time for weddings, ive got to help Mrs Patroon split up the latest shipment of finest Afghan smack,heroin dont just sell its self you know.!