CARTER FISHBURN AND THE JUICEBUCKET QUIMBASHERS

Big Boy Magoo has been raving about a new band he recently saw at The Dog and Tampon open mic night , Carter Fishburn and the Juicebucket Quimbashers, he say`s they are a cross between the Glenn Miller Orchestra and Niggaz With Attitude.
I can`t see it myself , i went to school with Carter Fishburn and he used to wet himself in class screaming "ive come , i`ve come wee ".
Mrs Bromilow the english teacher once hit him across the face with a claw hammer and he barely noticed it , but Big Boy Magoo has never had great musical taste , i saw him at the bus stop once tapping his toes to the rhythm of his own flatulence.
Still its nice to see Magoo taking an interest in something vaguely cultural after all the trouble at the Harvest Festival when he ate the dog food that old Mr Daedelus had brought in, then tried to replace it with his own faeces.
That was the angriest i`ve seen the Vicar since his condom split in that choir boy last Michaelmas.