It has brought to the attention of the village moot , that Fanbro Carlyle has been digging up the green ostensibly looking for moles , has it not occured to him that he is causing more damage than the actual moles themselves.!
Also it has been noted that Mrs Patroon has been cutting her heroin with unknown filler, thus the local schoolchildren have been getting less value for money and quite a lot of them have been seen around the memorial fountain looking quite normal and even well behaved , Mrs Patroon has promised that her next shipment will be of a much higher grade and quality, hopefully the children will once again be surly and lethargic and village life will be restored.
Wednesday, 3 November 2010
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