GOD ...WHAT GOD?

 The existance of God is a question long pondered over by Man since the beginning of time and cognitive thought, it is a question argued over and dissected by the greatest thinkers and Philosophers of all the ages.
 Faith is a concept that some critics have argued is opposed to reason and indeed the breadth of opinion in regard to the epistemological validity of faith is vast.
On one extreme is Logical positivism which denies the validity of any beliefs held by faith , on the other extreme is Fideism which holds that true belief can only arise from faith, because reason and physical evidence cannot lead to truth.
Well blow me down when Lackey junior came screaming into the pub last night claiming almost incoherently that he had found God in the cupboard under the sink.
Apparently he was reaching for the Mr Muscle Sink and Plughole Unblocker that he periodically pours down the sink as a precautionary measure as he has a habit of pissing in the sink as if its a urinal, when he felt something that he describes as furry.
Now! , logical thought would assume that he had found a rat or mouse, certainly something of the rodent family but Lackey seems to think it was Gods beard.
We tried to explain to him that the image of God with a beard was purely a Renaissance idea of Michaelangelos etc but Lackey is convinced it was God and who are we to argue.