CASH FOR GOLD

The current plethora of Cash for Gold TV adverts are doing my head in at the moment, they keep using the phrase "send us your "unneeded" gold when they should use "unwanted" gold , you don`t NEED Gold , you might want it but you don't bloody NEED it you morons.
There's one particular woman who says she sent in the wedding band from her first marriage and got more money than she could "ever imagine" , she either had one fuck off ring or she has a very small imagination.
I rang them up pretending to be one of the Brinks Mat bullion robbers and asked for two million pre-paid envelopes so i could send them my ingots ,they cut me off , they don`t want real gold just broken earrings and shit.Wankers.!!