GIRLS BAH.!!

Girls are really over rated in my opinion , they can`t run properly , they can`t climb trees , they can`t throw a ball over arm properly.
They can sew and knit and play the harpsichord though and some of them can press flowers.
Apparently some of the more working class ones can cook, our cook Mrs Kemp is a very good cook ,Father says she does the best Kedgeree  he`s had since India.
Sarah our upstairs maid can even light a fire and she is quite strong , she sometimes has to carry the heavy coal scuttle upstairs by herself.
My brother says the reason girls wear make-up and perfume is because they`re ugly and smell , my brothers in the army , he played bridge and drunk port all through the Battle of The Somme ,its generally considered that he had a good war.!
I do so hope there`ll be another war soon but Uncle Buffy says that its unlikely as that was the war to end all wars ,but Uncle Buffy said that when he came home from The Boar War and he was wrong then , so fingers crossed he`ll be wrong this time.Hurrah.!!