When pressed on the matter he said he had seen a tv programme stating that too much fried food gave you genital warts and worse still the only way to get rid of them was to have mockney wideboy chef Jamie Oliver remove them with a nutmeg grater from his range of handy kitchen implements.
Not being a fan of the fat pretend italian, Big Boy has sworn off the grease and is on the fibre.
Rosie fearing that takings would dramatically fall has taken to frying the muesli in pork lard and it would seem that peace has been restored to the village with both Big Boy and Rosie happy with the compromise.
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