PETER FALK IS DEAD.

 He`s dead.

We were only talking about Columbo the other night in The Dog and lo and behold the next day he was dead, not that us talking about him actually led to his death you understand, it was just a coincidence.
Lackey junior seemed to think they were the worst "whodunnits" ever , we tried in vain to tell him that the whole idea of the programme was that the murderer was identified first and the plot was seeing how our one eyed sleuth solved it but Lackey was having none of it.!
Apparently Lackey The Man , Lackey juniors father used to watch it covering one eye up, so that he could`nt see who Columbo was talking to and in that way turn the programme into more of a mystery.
Sadly Falk suffered from dementia in the last few years and did`nt even know who Columbo was, it would have been interesting if he had made a couple of episodes as a cuckoo bananas dementia sufferer drooling over his raincoat and such.
Anyway Quincy is still alive so fuck him.!