He took this shot on his phone and to be fair he seemed more disturbed than usual.
He was shaking and after a brandy or three he settled down and told us he was taking a short cut through Chandlers Copse when he happened upon a coven chanting spells, they turned and saw him and he just ran like the wind.
Old Pa Gutteridge said this sort of thing was very common in the old days when folk had no television and perhaps their tv had broken down and they were bored, doesnt seem like much of an explanation to me but Pa Gutteridge has had half of his brain taken out and Lackey Junior knows one of the nurses up at Cottage Hospital and she reckons they took out the good half.
Anyway to put Big Boys mind at rest, myself. Lackey Junior and Brewster Cocknocker the church warden hastened up to Sprockett Wood to have a gander but we only got as far as the War Memorial on Field Way when Barleymow Cranmer poked his head out of the window of his cottage and was sick over the hydrangeas shouting "your mother sucks cocks in hell".
He says he was only re-enacting his favourite scene from The Exorcist but it gave us such a scare that we abandoned the mission and went back to the Dog.
I think Witch finding will have to wait till another day, perhaps some things are better off left alone.
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