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Thursday, 26 May 2011

MIDGET ALERT

All residents please be on the lookout for three midgets last seen loitering close to the water fountain on Ducketts Lane.
They appear to be armed although not fully and are deemed to be somewhat spooky and are known to freak you out, if like Pa Gutteridge you are fond of the pipe.
Although childlike in size they are apparently adult in thought and deed and can quite easily bring down a gazelle in full flight although i might be confusing them with something i may have seen on a David Attenborough documentary.
Even so, please be careful if approached and bear in mind if sexually aroused that although they are over the age of consent and thus legal it is frowned upon in decent society.

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