Over a few pints in the Dog t`other night Old Clarkey told us about an assignation he had back in the fifties with froggy sex kitten and all round hornbucket animal rights activist Brigitte Bardot.Apparently it was a full blown affair lasting over a month, Old Clarkey was working on a yacht in the South of France as a waiter when she fell for his charms.
It transpires that last week confronted with a large vets bill for his sheepdog Albert, Clarkey tried to sell his story to the Lower Sprockett Weekly Shopper for £41.17 + vat and a bottle of Cillit Bang.
Upshot is Old Leatherface Frog hears about this and slaps one of those Supercalifragalistic Injunctions on the local rag and Old Clarkey.
He is now furious and cant wait for her to die.!!
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